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window shopping Christmas wish list: I can haz Durtbagz


And day 5 of the wish list.

The Durtbagz mission is to have people point and laugh at you. Seriously. And you want them to laugh at you, or you wouldn’t be wearing Durtbagz gear: bagz and shirtz featuring the dangerous throes of satire illustrated a la yellow and black road signs. Erin Atherton’s gear is classic and brilliantly uncouth. I’ve been in love with Not Wet When Dry since day one. Everyone else seems to love A Priest, A Rabbi, and A Horse, which is a best seller.

In anticipation of the holidays, Erin has created a cut-to-the chase gift “card” complete with a special 10% discount code to help you drop a not-so-subtle hint about exactly what you want. It goes a little something like this:

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DEAR (plug in appropriate title, here):

THIS HOLIDAY SEASON, I THOUGHT I’D MAKE SHOPPING FOR ME A LITTLE EASIER ON YOU. NO, I’M NOT LETTING YOU OFF THE HOOK BY TELLING YOU THAT THE HOLIDAYS ARE FOR SPENDING TIME TOGETHER, AND I DON’T NEED ANYTHING MORE THAN THAT.

PEOPLE WHO SAY THAT ARE LIARS.

I KNOW I’M A BIT DIFFICULT TO SHOP FOR, SO HERE IS EXACTLY WHAT I’D LIKE THIS YEAR.

I WANT TO BE A DURTBAG.

I COULD REALLY USE A NEW (circle appropriate one) DURTBAG/DURTBAG SHIRT FROM DURTBAGZ.COM.

SPECIFICALLY, I’D LOVE THE (fill in with bag/shirt title/size here).

TO HELP YOU OUT EVEN MORE, USE THE CODE “IAMDURTBAGZ” FOR A 10% DISCOUNT ON WHATEVER DURTBAGZ GEAR YOU GET FOR ME.

THANKS IN ADVANCE. I CAN’T WAIT TO SPORT MY DURTBAGZ NEW GEAR!

YOUR FAVORITE (fill in details here, aka son, niece, hair girl),

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By the way, did I mention that I know Erin and I think she rocks? So yeah, I’m gonna pimp her ish! 😛




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